foosht!!

*overheard*
woman: hiya.
man: hi.
woman: ive noticed you around... i find you very attractive.
man: ive noticed you too... infact i was just wondering if youd like to c...
woman: BEAR YOUR CHILDREN!?!?
*awkward pause*
man: HELL YEAH!!

and so began azam ali's alternative blog!!

who knows what a bed pan is? a bed pan is a utensil that immobile patients use to relieve themselves... i have used a bed pan. it isn't nice. i hate ugly nurses. my nurse gave me general anesthesia and then started asking me personal questions.
'aap ko kaun pasand hai?'

be nice, say vixen!! a gentlemen always says vixen. eg.
'alas! anon! be gone! you insufferable vixen!'

also... be informed... i have hugged jamali. u know, prime minister jo tha... i like him as opposed to a bed pan (refer above). he is also better than most ugly nurses. (refer above). jamali is the only president who didn't have a decoy. u know, body double. the pak secret service couldnt find a bloke fat enought... seriously.... i hugged him anyway!

on a lighter note... your mother runs an escort service!!

please read your reading packages and come prepared for tomorrows class... we shall be discussing in lenght the meaning and sinificance, origins and development of the 'nutmeg' and i shall go on to explain the impact of the nutmeg in modern day calcio.


'Azam Noon stop talking!! GET OUT OF THE CLASS!! i give you pink card!! i send you headmaster!! '

...'sorry madam! buss second last chance'...

quick tip of the day:

its an hotel, not a hotel!!

ZIZOU = 360...
and your mother runs an escort service!!