nutmeg 101.

teacher: please open your books to page three hundred and zero...
omer jabbar start reading.
*blah blah blah*
indistinct talking between the backbenchers...

kass: yaar sunna hai prince driving ke liye caning kar raha hai...
saroop: haan yaar... sunna hai naru truck chalata hai.
kass: baqi to sub theek hai... but naru bara %*!@#@ hai.
*nods all around*

Innocent Naru sitting one row behind umar jabbar does not own a truck, neither does he know how to drive. he is a nice, shareef boy but has been the topic of discussion whenever the 'backbenchers' run out of topics to discuss.

Teacher: i hear too much noize from the backside!!
Backbenchers: sir, phir bathroom jayain!!

*class cheers*

bilal: oye noon, yeh nutmeg kya cheez hoti hai?